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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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