How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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