i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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