I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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