it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You are the jesus of drinking
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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