she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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