Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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