if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hippo gnu deer
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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