For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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