Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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