You work out of a Hotel?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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