Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You need a sexual gate keeper
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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