where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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