I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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