dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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