I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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