the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize