you will always have a special place in my vag
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick has a subreddit
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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