You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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