jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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