summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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