the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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