I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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