If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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