He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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