What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He passed out mid-signature
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
