i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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