And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just had sex on a roof
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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