im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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