sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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