I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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