We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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