You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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