2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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