all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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