How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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