turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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