you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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