I'm drive I can fine osifer
kristin has been a bad kristin
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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