you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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