the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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