does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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