We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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