I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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