He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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