worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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