I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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