I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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