Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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