I need help removing her.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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