Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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