hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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